Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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