ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
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woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm like, not good at living.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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