Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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