i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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