This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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