We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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