You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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