let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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