I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
honey bunches of taint.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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