I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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I need you to use more vowels.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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