did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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