Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Randomize
