i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize
