that's an acceptable place to lick
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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