is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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