hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
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