How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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