So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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