quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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