Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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