Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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