Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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