my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize