and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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