did you get engaged???
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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