She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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