She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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