Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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