i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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