so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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