Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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