Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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