Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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