No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize