i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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