You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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