thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
The air taste purple.
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