Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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