you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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