Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
