discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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