okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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