.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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