so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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