I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
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Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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