my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
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so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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