Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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