Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize