HIV tests are more positive than that guy
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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