So drunk, too bad you don't want this
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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