Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
