sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
i now understand why vodka
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