He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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