Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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