FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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